Graham Freeman's chronicles of emigration

Have you noticed that North American teenagers (usually girls) speak as though they are asking questions? This bugs me? I'm sure it bugs a lot of people? So I was, like, on the phone? And I was totally talking to this recruitment chick today? And she was all "So what do you know?", and I was, like, "WhatEVER", and she was asking these questions? And I had to answer them as best I could though I was totally in the zone and all. So like, I get off the phone after talking to her and she says she'll call me back? And like, now I'm waiting, like, for her to call me back? This totally blows, waiting you know? So earlier today? We were all at the library? And, like, we learned all about the books they have there, and resources? For, like, getting a job, you know? Anyway, it was totally engrossing for bookworms and all, but I was, like, thinking about my phone interview all the time? And then we had lunch which was, like, SO good, and then we started class again? And I had to make this phone call and now I'm waiting for her to call back?

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